National Handshake Day? More Like National Barricade Yourself In Your House And Don’t Go Outside Day

Yuck! Today, I'm told, is National Handshake Day. It's also Take Your
Dog To Work Day & National Chocolate Pudding Day, apparently. And,
err, it's National Watermelon Seed Spitting Week.

But back to the handshaking thing. It's disgusting and we need to put
a stop to this medieval practice. Most people agree with me. Those
that don't are the people that don't wash their hands after they use
the bathroom. You have to decide which side you're on.

I urge people to follow OpenCandy's lead - no more hand shakes. A good
place to start is at board meetings.